1. We’re all as unique as blunt tip scissors can make us.

  2. Nothing is quite as sacred as holey jeans.

  3. When I took off my mask everyone recognized me

    except me.

    [sarah: http://fromsarahwithjoy.blogspot.com/]

  4. I’ve grown more lonely since they blocked up the rabbit hole.

  5. They were brought together by a mutual hatred of bad storytelling.

  6. Sometimes when I work in the music department I move all the Meryl Streep movies to the front.